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You've Found The Captain

Arch-nerd, marksman, engineer, pilot, and all-around goof. I fix things, well. I bring a pretty intense Dad energy, without the Dad Bod. Extreme Exhibitionist. I love nothing more than putting on a show. Playing Downtown Las Vegas nightly. 

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Looking for an escort, a tour guide, a play date or some specific spicy content?


10 out of 10!
Would bang again!
Satisfied Customer
5 stars
He has a magic penis!
(part of the public record)
Crazy Stalker
5 stars
"An Amazing night out, and a wonderful conversationlist"
Vegas Local
5 stars
Wow! Just Wow!
Can't wait to do it again!
Vegas Visitor
5 stars